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It's That Time of Year Again

Yes, it's that time of year again - the day I dread and don't look forward to, but is a necessary evil. The annual MAMMOGRAM.  So this morning I went in for my yearly smashing.  For the most part, it was a fairly normal appointment.  After being handled, squished, pressed, contorted and clamped, they let me go with one last parting shot.  

Screener Lady: "Have you lost weight since last year?"  
Tracie: "Why yes, 20 pounds". (Said with more than a hint of pride) 
Screener Lady: "I thought so. There's not as much tissue as last year."

Ouch - there's nothing makes a girl feel good like being told her boobs have gotten smaller.

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