I've been an official member of my new Singles ward for a few weeks now, and today I received a calling. I've been wanting and needing a calling for several months now, so I was pleased when I was told they had something in mind for me. And then they dropped the bomb - they were calling me to be a Gospel Doctrine Teacher. Two words immediately sprang to my mind - and I'm sure you all probably know what they were - Holy Crap!
Hi, my name's Tracie and I'm a Mormon. That being said, I've provided enough context for the conversation I had with the receptionist at work today: Christy: (Showing me a photo) What picture is this movie from? Me: Mmmm, Serendipity maybe? Christy: No...you should know this. Me: I should? Christy: (Finally) It's from the movie "Charlie"! Me: How would I know that? I don't watch Mormon movies. They're dumb. Now that I've let the cat out of the bag, I guess I should also confess that I also don't listen to Mormon pop music (other than the original recording of The Forgotten Carols), or read Mormon fiction. So sue me. Let's face it, it's not like most of them are of real quality anyway. When it comes to Mormon music, I'll stick with my MoTab and the hymns of Zion.
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