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Such a Putz

In baseball news, the Seattle Mariners just traded one of their relief pitchers to the New York Mets. The pitcher's name is J.J. Putz. I'm sure he's a nice guy, but with a name like "Putz", the fans in New York are going to have a field day. Because no matter how good the guy is, he's always going to be a putz. Here's a small sampling of the things you could say about Mr. Putz.

If he's good, they'll all go nuts for Putz.
If he's bad, they'll hate the guts of Putz.
If he's really bad and gets released, the headlines will scream "Team cuts Putz".
If he gets any dogs, they'll be known as the Putz mutts.
If he smokes, they'll be talking about the Putz butts.

The list is practically endless. Too bad there's no longer a team in Brooklyn. Because if he could have played for them, no matter what he did, they would at least "fuhgedaboutit".

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